{"product_id":"50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-woven-blanket-funny-50th-birthday-throw","title":"50 Years of Not Giving a Damn Woven Blanket — Funny 50th Birthday Throw","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e52'' × 37''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 50\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e80\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e52.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e37.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance (±), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWoven cotton throw with a bold, vintage-inspired statement woven into the fabric. The textured weave and colorful fringed edges give it a warm, lived-in look that feels both cheeky and cozy. It sits well draped over a favorite armchair, layered on a sofa, or folded at the foot of a bed — adding personality without shouting. Choose the Artwork variant for crisp, graphic lettering and strong color blocks, or the Photo variant when subtle shading and photographic detail matter most. The handcrafted weave and soft cotton make it comforting to touch while the fringed border frames the design with subtle, rustic charm. Note that mockups may not capture every woven nuance; small variations are part of the textile’s character.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton weave — strong, smooth fibers ideal for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Artwork or Photo variant — choose crisp color blocks or photorealistic detail\u003cbr\u003e- Colorful fringed edges for a finished, rustic look\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit couches, chairs, or beds\u003cbr\u003e- Woven threads create textured depth; mockups may differ from final piece\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":47902950850721,"sku":"21461031813270524698","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":47902950883489,"sku":"30935078276510152316","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47902950916257,"sku":"22535825756281618973","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 60\" × 50\"","offer_id":47902950949025,"sku":"14216925785654986124","price":78.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Artwork \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47902950981793,"sku":"29271976259837815018","price":88.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 80\" × 60\"","offer_id":47902951014561,"sku":"23922959609061860171","price":113.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/7706\/1281\/files\/2633503462503494425_2048.jpg?v=1790048798","url":"https:\/\/4sakenart.com\/products\/50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-woven-blanket-funny-50th-birthday-throw","provider":"4SakenArt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}